tsunamiwavesurfing:

deveninanewdress:

a group of zebras is called a dazzle.
if that doesn’t brighten your day, i don’t know what will.

how the fuck is that supposed to pay my bills?


Anonymous said: OMFG. I hope you know, you're HOT.

cyberjock:

I like to jack off to cartoons


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coolfuneral:

nice-frog:

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
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BURGERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY TEETH AND EAT IT
I SWALLOW MEAT, IT’S MURDER
I ATE THE FUCKING BURGER


higgzorz:

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Is my blog dank and memey enough for a promo?

follow deadgeneration

Finally, all my dreams have come true


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Anonymous said: I want lewd lewd sex

I want to end the feeling of inadequacy I feel every time I look in the mirror but I ain’t getting that either.


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I fucking hate Gawker but I’ll admit I still visit io9 from time to time, since they have yet to shitpost about non science/sci-fi topics and their writing prompts are usually pretty decent.


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